jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
(Source: raconteurs, via a-laskaayoung)
Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”
(Source: theclearlydope, via pizza)
remember that episode of cory in the house where he dressed up as raven and newt was in love with him
bc i do
(Source: trndjm-x, via pizza)
got a masters degree in being ignored
(Source: loudmouthed, via pizza)
I’m so tired how do I move